From The Land Of ID

Sunday morning in the land of ID. Knight Warren sits and wonders if he should saddle up and ride of to ParentLand. Its been several weekends since he has made that trip.His mind is ablaze with the thoughts of what could be his price to pay for such an act, Oh yes-rest assure that there will be a price to pay.Yesterday was spent with Madam Mary looking for treasures at other castles in the land of ID. The land of ID is not far from ParentLand but nearly not far enough..
Fears of losing the King and Queen have often at times made my decisions for me. Yet the toxic waste that lays in ParentLand consumes me all to much. My saddle grows cold.

Lost In Never Never Land

As always we find Parentland in the middle of nothing. The King of Parentland has been reunited with the Queen. The King has his own room as not to disturb the Queen. Sadly the King can no longer stand upright as he is now confined to a wheelchair. This is the newest twist to the world of Parentland where real life is left to hang in the air. The King and Queen have been together for so long its is only fitting that once again they rule the Parentland Kingdom. Squire Robin has taken the point as I have removed myself from Parentland cause there is a toxic substance that has cause me harm. I pray for strength and courage to once again to face Parentland this Sunday as it is my duty to endure whatever Parentland has to offer. Does God dwell in Parentland? At one time I believed so but the King no longer excels at what he preached. I believe that the Queen has the connection but is ruled by the wits learn in the former glory days of the kingdom. The kingdom now has grown small and hollow as I walk the halls of the castle of Parentland. I pray I can take with me the God given sense and strength to endure the kingdom. Having talked with Squire Mark I feel renewed and able to face the vast emptiness of Parentland. Thank you Mark for sharing with me things I already know but needed to hear.

"The Truth May Set You Free But It's Bound To Piss Off Somebody"

PurpleHaze in ParentLand

Well for those or anyone that may have the time to read this bloody thing here it goes. I now have access form my work so who knows what I may write now-lol.
In the wonderful world of ParentLand......The King can not have his hip replacement surgery so its a wheelchair for the remaining days he has on this earth. I state as such cause he will not last long I believe cause his failure to give a crap about most everything.The Squire Robin once again pull off no less a miracle to get back at the center where my mom is. He will have his own room due to the fact Hospice will be on board to help him out. This pulls a lot of weight off the Queen of ParentLand.
Ask by Squire Robin what King of ParentLand wanted his reply was to be with the Queen and out of pain.
So the king will now along with the Queen receive a steady dose of drugs that will enable them to float from day to day in a drug induced haze. Pretty sad when all you have to look forward to is the next dose you receive. Hell-at that rate he just may make it longer than I expect. The Queen of ParentLand has not been happy cause her loyal subjects have not provided enough attention. The King and Queen both vie for attention.The royal phone seems only to work in one direction which is one of the strange happenings in Parentland.
If and when my time comes to enter into a ParentLand of my own I will not linger in the kingdom for very long. I will pull in the royal drawbridge and burn the castle around me before I have to live in a world such has been made by the King and Queen
So the Kingdom of ParentLand enters into what maybe the last chapter. I have to say its a kingdom by their own design but sadly not to their liking. So goes on the sad story of the King and Queen in the wonderful twisted world of ParentLand.

My Man Cave

Funny how habits just form without little notice. Living fairly far from town I end up spending most of my time at home after work.I have a room that has a bunch of electronic goodies. I all at once surround by all kinds of noise. The TV on with somebody singing away,the cb radio blaring out some skip coming in from New Jersey, the phone ringing with somebody wanting money,the the computer screen showing vast and mass amounts of streaming rain coming my way. I would venture a guess that I have sensor overload but in that sense its a world at your finger tips. I now have a phone that will do most anything but I use it to do nothing. I just wondering sometimes what all this really meaning when you have so much input coming in but so little input going out. I forget to get up off my butt and walk into the other room to tell my wife hello. Or to take the time to play with my dog...or to take a moment to tell those I love I love you. So if I haven't told you lately I love you....the best thing I have heard or said today....
God Bless and hold tight what is most important to you....Peace Out...Uncle Grumpy

I think I will get up now......

Blog,Blog,Blog,Blog

Its a real bummer when you want to blog but with nothing of great value to write about...welll...that says it. Now we have twittering I believe its called. Real time updates on what people are doing. Man would you ever be bored if I pulled that crap off. The problem I guess is I feel so darn guilty of having nothing but gloom to write about. The blues have landed and taken root in my brain.My weekends have been spent cramming two days worth of stuff into one day so I can make it over to see mom and dad. The sad part is I don't even enjoy seeing dad at all and do whatever I can to avoid having to spend time with him. Mom on the other hand is very grateful to get out and kinda fun to be with but that all changes when we go see dad.Be kind to your kids cause they may be the ones taking care of you when you get old-lol.
Work is slow and growing hotter by the day. Summer is upon us and it makes for long days. My get up and go just go up and went. So that's all folks for the flatland of Florida..Uncle Grumpy

Easter In Parent Land

I must say this was the most God-less Easter I have ever spent with my parents. Other than a quick prayer at lunch God's name was not spoken once except for maybe a God Dan- or two. Got to mom's place about eleven and Robin was already there. Joy oh joy the clash of the control freaks. Ding round one -what snacks do we bring to dad and on and on and on. Of course it was a draw...no one wins in Parent Land. Then it was off to lunch where I was introduced for the tenth time to the same people. Seems people in Parent Land have to repeat the same thing over and over. In Parent land if you are not a direct member of that Land your are not there as shown by mom not introducing Mary once. This of course turn the Land of Uncle Grumpy into a great issue. Now when the two Lands are at war Uncle Grumpy has great fear which takes the form of great anger. Uncle Grumpy is aware of this and spent the lunch wanting to scream but I knew better. The result would have been banishment from Parent Land and a sound beating from his brother. Seems brother had had a tiff with Queen Susan and all was not well in Brother Land. Have not quite figured out why Brother Land has taken such a keen interest in Parent Land in the last year. Guilt, pity, revenge,love?...whatever the reason I sure as heck could not do what Brother Land does. I know the land of Uncle Grumpy is not always neat and tidy but for all the tea in China would in want to live in capital of anger--Brother Land. After two long hours of listening to the King of Parent Land tell us he wasn't going to make it ...it was over. Funny how the King laughs and jokes with the staff and reserves the vile nature of his mood for his family.

I would like to take a second to thank an angel that brought the true meaning of Easter in her message to me today. I shared that message with the other half and she says thanks also. You are a wonderful person and your children show that also. We are so very happy to have you in the sane part of our Land. God Bless you and Thanks You J !!!!!

Hippy Hop

Well its Easter time again and another weekend in Parent Land.My brother and his...hmmmm not sure of what to call her... are going to be there also. I have to say not the place highest on my list to be at. As far as I can tell mom is OK but in Parent Land that is not always true. I have heard from mom that dad did a little hobble today so I guess he is doing what they say. Last weeks visit with mom was not fun. As soon as we got to the rehab mom started barking orders to all of us. I do understand it is cause she is concerned about dad but dang it was rough.So at this point it looks like its lunch at the assisted living place with a family visit to dad in rehab. Not really bitching ...just rundown from the week and a killer toothache. That will put anyone in a bad frame of mind I guess. So on that note I wish one and all a Happy Easter and offer up a prayer for you and yours..... Peace... Uncle Grumpy